Mother Pick up lines

The best Mother pick up lines

Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of yโ€™all use it let me know how it works for you!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XeroMMR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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Is your mother a Hadron Collider?

Cuz you're the hottest thing ever created.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cegledikristof
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Me: Happy Motherโ€™s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but Iโ€™m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PoolaChips
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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Was your mother a beaver?

Cuz daaaammmm!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HogHank
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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Is your father/mother a terrorist?

Because youโ€™re the bomb!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-Tytgamer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Happy Motherโ€™s Day in advance !

I think you all know where this is going
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DeyVonte99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Is your mother named Hera?

Because only a goddess could create someone as beautiful as you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/401_native
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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For use on people that donโ€™t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn Them: Yeah you can correct me. You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jarboner69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be? (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OfficialBeard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Youโ€™re so hot Iโ€™d suck your dads dick for the recipe

and then go down on your mother for the oven temp
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/khlamykoala
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 25
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Hey girl, what's your name?

Aw, I was going to name my future daughter that, but we don't want her to get mixed up with her mother now do we?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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