Hose Pick up lines

The best Hose pick up lines

Girl are you a shitty hose?

Cuz you’re hella kinky
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krOgH1369
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lazereye323
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rawxxiv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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