Occur Pick up lines

The best Occur pick up lines

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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
👤︎ u/iHardCore
📅︎ Jul 02
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Hey girl, are you the traumatic event that occurred in Vietnam scarring millions?

Cause I cant take my mind off of you
👤︎ u/Wolfez36123
📅︎ Jun 03
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
📅︎ Jul 22
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