Million Pick up lines

The best Million pick up lines

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that
👤︎ u/MegaMig27
📅︎ Jan 26
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You look like a million dollars

Less impressive than you would have done ten years ago.
👤︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
📅︎ Nov 18
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Are you a side effect of a vaccination?

Because you are one in a million.
👤︎ u/hurter11
📅︎ Jan 03
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Are you a million bucks in-front of my eyes?

Because I can't take them off.
👤︎ u/Inkered
📅︎ Mar 02
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Hey girl, are you the traumatic event that occurred in Vietnam scarring millions?

Cause I cant take my mind off of you
👤︎ u/Wolfez36123
📅︎ Jun 03
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I think there's something wrong with my eyes

Cuz you look like a million bucks
📅︎ Jun 02
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
📅︎ Apr 03
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Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.
👤︎ u/bezurc
📅︎ Jul 17
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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