Pig Pick up lines

The best Pig pick up lines

Hey girl are you peppa pig

Because it sure seems like you need a daddy pig
📅︎ Jan 12
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You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob
👤︎ u/ukeacreator
📅︎ Mar 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a pig and he likes ya too!

Hillbilly form.
📅︎ Feb 27
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Are you into collecting?

Because you look like a cum dumpster, you silly slam pig!
📅︎ Nov 30
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Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?
📅︎ Nov 30
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If you were a farm animal

If you were a pig I'd be wrong in thinking porcupine. If you were a cow, I'd be right in thinking you're bovine. If you were a giraffe, I don't know what I'd think. Since you're none of these, I'll just say I like the way you look.
👤︎ u/Zax1989
📅︎ Mar 21
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