Mine Pick up lines

The best Mine pick up lines

girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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I want to make you mine.πŸ˜˜β›οΈπŸ’Ž

Hey hey baby 😘, you be looking πŸ‘€ so cute over there. I'd love to make you mine. β›οΈπŸ’Ž
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chuchuchocobos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superlockien_127563
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superlockien_127563
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine is stolen!

How good was it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MunchkinGaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you're just mine <3

And I wanna do you twice a day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sanchit_exe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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I'd love to play minecraft with you

To make you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Bitter-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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If you were my mine , I would love to do everything with you all day

"Everything with" is silent
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Girl, are you a mine?

Cuz I’ll dig deep to find the gold in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tactical49
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Your lips look so lonely

Would they like to meet mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infinity540
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Made a bet weather this would work or not(it's not mine I saw it on the internet, reddit will decide) comment and upvote if it works

Him:- I need help with a math problem Her:- sure Him:- solve for x Her:- ok Him:- if x= ur phone number, wht is x Her:- gives phone number*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThinnerLocket325
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Any chance you have an extra heart?

Mine's been stolen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Acripplednan69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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If i could change anything in english...

I would make "you" become "mine"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hoper_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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I love your eyes, but mine's better

Coz without mine I can't see yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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May who ever steps in you be blasted.

So that I can call you Mine ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hubomien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I can craft pretty well

So does that make you mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/generichumanidk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Whats your favorite game?

Mines following you without you knowing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allisongibson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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If you find a shovel in your back pocket, it's mine

I've been digging that booty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Because I've just got to make you mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Damn girl, are you a coal digger?

Cause I want to make you mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sumo-911
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart?

*Mine seems to have been stolen*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Roses are red, poetry really isn’t my strength

But I’d argue that love is, as mine for you has no length
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebcruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Euphoric_Elixir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Your hands look lonely...

Would they like to hold mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frekkenstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Are you currently sitting or laying the wrong way?

Fix your posture, and come over and fuck mine up ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TesticularCanc3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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What is someone nice person like you

doing in a dirty mind like mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Shaishav-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Hey girl are you the imposter?

Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ramanticasf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T_eefus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Can I call you jasmine without the jas?

Cause your mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmirG27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rienik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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That's a nice shirt... (Not mine. Heard it from someone else)

That's a nice shirt. Wanna see me talk you out of it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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May I sleep in your bed...

...cause I shat mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SyntaxErrorMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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I don’t have any pumpkins this year

Wanna be mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I know what you should be for Halloween..

Mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MedSqH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have no heart because I'm giving mine to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/syloboy1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Roses are red, Let's roll the dice

I'll be yours and you'll be mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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You have such a nice smile, You know where you should put it?

Next to mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiggiWorme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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For the Brooklyn nine nine fans

Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jrbampton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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May I know your name..

Or shall I call ya mine? 😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T_eefus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Can I borrow your heart?

Because I lost mine falling for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patroney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Hey baby, are you a Diamond Sword?

Because I heard how you swing, why don't you CRAFT a bed next to MINE\~?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChurgerBingWAPper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Hey girl, what’s your favorite kind of pizza?

Mine is a pizza your ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thecasperboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Im like a land mine right now

If you touch me I’ll explode
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trigger135
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Little urgent help pls ...

Her initial is Z and mine is Y. Anything can think of a smooth pick up line using that info ? Maybe something to do with the Alphabet song on how it ends with "YZ" ? lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Are you a minecraft wolf

because I wanna bone you and make you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pewpewpool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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(Not mine but) did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nopeonarope-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Why hello there, do you have a name ?

Or shall I just call you mine *wink*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sidikulous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Are you a Minecraft furnace?

'Cuz I wanna put my meat in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayK92305
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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