Security Pick up lines

The best Security pick up lines

While crossing the security check.. look at your +1 and go

oh no, I brought a BOMB!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesthatisfalse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jetblacksaint
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Ay boo what’s yo social security number?

#LLJ πŸ•Š
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shiro_SoFrosty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/untilsometime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Hey girl are you a security system?

Because I'd love to penetrate you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedjdoorn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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