Mirror Pick up lines

The best Mirror pick up lines

If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a rose…

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 24
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*Looks at her profile picture* Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Much-Finance2568
📅︎ Feb 13
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Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Because i can see myself in them.
👤︎ u/knigf
📅︎ Dec 01
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mirror mirror on the wall

jean claude van *damn you* are fine!
👤︎ u/vj_hates_t_series_
📅︎ Dec 01
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Is that a mirror in your pants

Cuz I can see myself. In your pants
👤︎ u/ricastro53
📅︎ Sep 17
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Is that a mirror in your pants.

Because I can see myself in them
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey girl, are you a mirror?

Cause I can see myself inside you - Day 119
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 04
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Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

I'll pin both of you against the wall
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey baby. Is that a mirror in your pocket ?

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Za3tour
📅︎ Nov 10
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Damn girl, are you a mirror

because you are flacking ugly
👤︎ u/Empty_Masterpiece_94
📅︎ Sep 16
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Is there a mirror inside your pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Gabucee
📅︎ Sep 08
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/T_Bicer
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey, are you a mirror

Because I want to kill myself whenever I see you
👤︎ u/FireLordZuko__
📅︎ Sep 15
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Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

Cause I see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 17
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Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Because i can see myself in there.
👤︎ u/Ima-Kashoot_Myself
📅︎ Jun 07
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Is that a mirror inside your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants ;)
👤︎ u/trashatheart
📅︎ Jun 15
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Hey girl are you a mirror?

Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck
👤︎ u/aaronj61
📅︎ Apr 30
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Do you have a mirror up your crotch

Because I can see myself there ; )
👤︎ u/entropyconquers
📅︎ May 18
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Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Erik-L
📅︎ Nov 20
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Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.
👤︎ u/Garyeas87
📅︎ Jun 28
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l think that you must be a mirror..

Because I can only see myself with you..
👤︎ u/jonroges
📅︎ Apr 03
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Is that a mirror in your pocket

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Spug3ddy
📅︎ Feb 23
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Hey girl, are you a mirror?

Because I can see myself in you.
👤︎ u/CadaverCum
📅︎ Apr 02
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Is that a mirror in your pocket

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/totrod33
📅︎ Mar 02
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Is your belt buckle a mirror

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/kangarooster76
📅︎ Mar 28
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l'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 03
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Is that a mirror in your pocket

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Oct 01
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Austiro37
📅︎ Dec 10
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Is there a mirror in yo pocket

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Feb 02
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants ;)
👤︎ u/superbub5
📅︎ Dec 23
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Hey babe, you should come back to my place

So we can watch porn on my flatscreen mirror.
👤︎ u/Sto270
📅︎ Nov 08
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Hey girl are you a mirror

Because I wanna shatter you
👤︎ u/Nictric12
📅︎ Dec 03
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I’d show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
👤︎ u/big-star445
📅︎ Oct 28
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Hey girl, are you a mirror

I can see myself inside you
👤︎ u/unoriginal-username6
📅︎ Jul 12
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

because i can totally see me in your pants
👤︎ u/vapelorddd420
📅︎ Sep 06
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Excuse me, do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz I see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/sebicoroian
📅︎ Aug 11
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Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them.
👤︎ u/-Frogg-
📅︎ Jul 15
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It's that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Jun 29
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Shugyosha
📅︎ Apr 04
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You know, I would show you my world🌎...

but I'm sure you own a mirror 😉😍
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 15
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Hey girl, is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/sillydog110
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey are you a mirror? Cause...

I can see myself in you.
👤︎ u/nickyobro
📅︎ Jun 18
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Looking at you is like looking into a mirror

I just can't look away
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Dec 23
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cz I can see my self in youre pants.
👤︎ u/OrcOverlord
📅︎ Apr 19
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Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in dat ass...
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Aug 04
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Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?
👤︎ u/ay230698
📅︎ Jul 08
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
👤︎ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey do you know “the snack that smiles back”?

Look in the mirror and smile
👤︎ u/Swissball1
📅︎ Jan 19
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Is your butt a mirror?

Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.
👤︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
📅︎ May 02
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I would like to show you my World

But I'm pretty sure you own a Mirror 👻 - Day 4
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 07
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I’d show you my world...

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
👤︎ u/dannydon03
📅︎ Oct 30
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Do you wanna watch porn

on my HD mirror?
👤︎ u/theofficialeo
📅︎ Apr 22
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Is that a mirror in your pants?

Cause I can see myself inside them
👤︎ u/XxXb8rXxX
📅︎ Feb 26
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If you were the passenger in my car

Then i'd check my passenger mirror more frequently to see an angel
👤︎ u/swarly1999
📅︎ May 28
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Is that a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Wolfenshire12
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are your eyes mirrors?

Cause I can see myself inside you
👤︎ u/1234Core
📅︎ Dec 08
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Are those mirrors on your pants ?

Because I can see myself in them
👤︎ u/PMBOOBPICS4DRAWING
📅︎ Jan 27
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I’d like to show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror
👤︎ u/reallyspicy422
📅︎ Nov 02
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Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Cause i can see myself in them.
👤︎ u/norwegianball
📅︎ Feb 01
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Hey wanna come back to my place?

We can watch po*n on my 72 inch mirror
👤︎ u/treesrlife3
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey girl, do you have low self esteem?

Oh wait no that's just a mirror
👤︎ u/jakob20041911
📅︎ Oct 11
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Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here
👤︎ u/Wrex757
📅︎ Aug 13
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Who is that beautiful lady there?

It you standing in front of a mirror
👤︎ u/Vanisha21
📅︎ Apr 23
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I goy this one a few years ago

If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Dec 23
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Hey what’s the brightest star you can see

Well I guess you haven’t looked in the mirror
👤︎ u/Ledle-ledle-ledel-ly
📅︎ Sep 04
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For all you potterheads

Did you know the mirror of Erised at Hogwarts shows not your face but what your heart desires. If I were to stand in front of it right now, it would show us, holding hands... (Or kissing, or making out, etc. Use as per the situation and the person in front of you)
👤︎ u/aplhaone
📅︎ Jul 22
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Want to watch some porn?

On my big screen mirror?
👤︎ u/brandonttech
📅︎ Sep 24
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