Legs Pick up lines

The best Legs pick up lines

Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
👤︎ u/mmm_zenuggs
📅︎ Feb 06
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The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
👤︎ u/akashkarvi
📅︎ Sep 18
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Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart
👤︎ u/Mario1504
📅︎ Jan 24
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
👤︎ u/vaibhvkumar
📅︎ Dec 09
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Today’s word of the day is Your Legs

Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.
👤︎ u/leoseezn
📅︎ Dec 29
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You got some nice legs

What time they open
👤︎ u/jreal6
📅︎ Dec 31
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Your legs are like an Oreo...

Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ Nov 29
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Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
👤︎ u/cowboywithnoboots
📅︎ Oct 26
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There are 14 billion legs in the world

And I just wanna be between yours.
👤︎ u/bilal_nasser99
📅︎ Nov 01
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How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.
👤︎ u/Ja_Boi_0546
📅︎ Nov 09
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Damn girl, are your legs butter?

Because I'd like to spread them ;)
👤︎ u/R0n33
📅︎ Oct 26
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Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle
👤︎ u/chnaxX
📅︎ Oct 27
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Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 29
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The word of the day is “legs”

Let’s go back to my place and spread the word
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 03
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Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
👤︎ u/thefakebrit8
📅︎ Mar 29
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Do you know what is that?

“Points between her legs” My dinner
👤︎ u/fenrovski
📅︎ Jan 02
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Roses are red, lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 11
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Are your legs made of Nutella?

Coz I'd like to spread them.
👤︎ u/humoursly_weird
📅︎ Sep 04
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Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jun 24
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your legs seem kinda tired...

wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))
👤︎ u/wovkefather
📅︎ Jul 01
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The word of the day is legs.

Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
👤︎ u/MegaSerperior12
📅︎ Jul 03
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Jan 12
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Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and lick all the good stuff in between.
👤︎ u/tturr8827
📅︎ Oct 24
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Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
👤︎ u/jeanettevee093
📅︎ Apr 02
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Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand
👤︎ u/ungay-one
📅︎ May 04
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Hey girl, are your legs made of Nutella/peanut butter...

Cause I’d love to spread em
👤︎ u/Straycat43
📅︎ May 02
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If your left legs breakfast, and your right legs dinner,

Then can I have some lunch?
👤︎ u/sauceyFella
📅︎ Feb 27
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Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 12
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Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

cuz i wanna spread it by any means necessary
👤︎ u/EtheDemon
📅︎ Feb 28
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Are your legs Nutella

Cause i would love to spread them...... On bread after i sacrifice them to the demon sith lord....
👤︎ u/DustyMage
📅︎ Feb 16
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Girl you're legs are like Oreos...

First I'd wanna twist them, then lick them and then dunk it in 💦🤪 - Day 33
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 06
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are your legs butter?

because i want to spread them
👤︎ u/princesstwix1067
📅︎ Jan 25
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*only works on tall girls* Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush
👤︎ u/sir-sillywilly
📅︎ Nov 12
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Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
👤︎ u/RyRyGuy104
📅︎ Sep 09
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are your legs holy water?

because i want to baptise in your thighs :)
👤︎ u/princesstwix1067
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey girl, are you a turkey?

Cause I wanna stuff you and tie your legs together.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 20
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Word of the day is legs...

Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?
👤︎ u/akassh14
📅︎ Mar 17
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I'm Moses and your legs are the Red Sea

I'm gonna be spreading them today
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jul 07
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Are your legs made of Nutella?

Because I want to spread them.
👤︎ u/SLENDERMAN1969
📅︎ Oct 23
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Are your legs Nutella?

'Cause I wanna spread em
👤︎ u/Dr_Peps1
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey girl, are your legs a religion

Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.
👤︎ u/Darkathion890
📅︎ May 28
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Roses are red, grass is green...

I love your legs and what's in between.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 26
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Baby girl, are you the Colorado River toad?

Because licking your legs would give me a serious buzz.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Sep 30
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Roses are red, lemons are sour

Spread those legs and gimme an hour.
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jul 10
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Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?
👤︎ u/resil1
📅︎ Apr 05
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Call me Daddy long legs

Cause I'm here to fuck spiders then die.
👤︎ u/DeplorableSemen
📅︎ Mar 16
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Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour - Day 93
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 08
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Roses are Red, My dog has rabies,

spread your legs so we can make some babies
👤︎ u/duomaximillian
📅︎ Aug 19
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Roses are red, lemons are sour

Open your legs and feel the power
👤︎ u/buddybuddyboi
📅︎ Jun 05
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Are you a mathematician?

Because I wanna add the bed tonight, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply!
👤︎ u/Tylertt2018
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey girl, is your father a horseman?

Her: why, because i have crooked legs? Me: no because you have a horse face
👤︎ u/someweirdbanana
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you a goalkeeper?

Because my goal is to keep scoring between your legs
👤︎ u/cptmorga
📅︎ Nov 30
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Thought this one up last night

Wanna know why I CANT wear pants? Why? Because they don’t make em with 3 legs
👤︎ u/sourbrownpoop
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey are you a calculator?

Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply
👤︎ u/BryanPak
📅︎ May 18
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The word of the day is legs

Now let’s go back to my place and spread the word
👤︎ u/cakecatto
📅︎ Nov 09
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