Mouse Pick up lines

The best Mouse pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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Are you a fully loaded mouse trap?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in you...😏
👤︎ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
📅︎ Sep 06
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What’s the same about you and and my cat?

I don’t know, but what I do know is that both can come quickly because of me~ (except you don’t bring me a dead mouse)
👤︎ u/UnstableCheese
📅︎ Dec 13
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You must be Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse

Because I waa hoping you'd let me come inside, cuz it's fun inside
👤︎ u/reallyspicy422
📅︎ May 20
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Girl your like a mouse

I handle you best when going hard
👤︎ u/cole0193929
📅︎ Aug 20
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