Pencil Pick up lines

The best Pencil pick up lines

(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)
👤︎ u/chavicj
📅︎ Dec 08
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are you a mechanical pencil?

cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you
👤︎ u/bullshitchicken
📅︎ Jan 08
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Do u have a pencil ✏️

So I can erase your past and write our future
👤︎ u/Lucadotdotdot
📅︎ Jan 10
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Dec 05
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
👤︎ u/SaltyFishGo
📅︎ Nov 11
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Are you a sheet of paper?

Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)
👤︎ u/the_legend_x
📅︎ Jan 29
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Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
👤︎ u/hawgballer5
📅︎ Jul 26
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Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead?

Because you fine as hell
👤︎ u/ilebeck
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey girl, are you from Pennsylvania?

Because you make my pencil veinier
👤︎ u/TheNateml
📅︎ Nov 06
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Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener

Because my pencil really needs sharpening
👤︎ u/interestingintellect
📅︎ Jul 05
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Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil?

Because you’re finer than .7mm lead
👤︎ u/mattoconnor69
📅︎ Nov 01
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Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
👤︎ u/kanalolidragonp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS •Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
👤︎ u/50centscumjar
📅︎ Aug 08
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause i want to erase our past and write our future
👤︎ u/zefsquid
📅︎ Nov 11
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Life Without You is Like

A Broken Pencil… Pointless.
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Feb 03
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Life without you is like....

a broken pencil...... pointless.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Aug 13
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