U.s. Pick up lines

The best U.s. pick up lines

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spool_of_bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Did you just immigrate to the U.S.?

Because I've got a few jobs for you. From my friend Coby
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beastlyzach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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My feelings for you are like postage stamps.

They’re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nostalgiahunter_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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