Covid Pick up lines

The best Covid pick up lines

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.
👤︎ u/collinhill8
📅︎ Feb 12
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It may be the Covid in my lungs

But you take my breath away
👤︎ u/BeauBaracus
📅︎ Feb 12
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Hey girl do you have covid-19?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)
👤︎ u/Lord_oth
📅︎ Feb 10
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If covid doesn’t take you out...

can I?
👤︎ u/cleetus-yeetus
📅︎ Feb 10
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Have you had the COVID vaccine?

Cuz I’ve got something you’ll be begging for a second dose of tonight
👤︎ u/Dacsy492
📅︎ Jan 28
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Are you COVID vaccine?

Coz I want you in me so hard
👤︎ u/Abject-Day8099
📅︎ Jan 09
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You must have had COVID-19

Because you had no taste before you met me.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Dec 29
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Does my breath smell?

Dont have a thermometer? Try this simple covid test
👤︎ u/RiftedEnergy
📅︎ Dec 29
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Are you the Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause I wanna schedule a first and second date ASAP.
👤︎ u/Engel-mann
📅︎ Dec 24
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Are you the covid-19 vaccine?

Because I want you inside of me.
👤︎ u/EmiEm0503
📅︎ Dec 24
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Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause i have heard everyone is after you!
👤︎ u/pogba-akshay
📅︎ Dec 23
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Are you the worst possible case of Covid?

Because your curves are looking anything but straight
👤︎ u/tristenbledsoe
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey, are you the covid-19 vaccine?

Because I can't wait to put you in me ;)
👤︎ u/Wallflower_Mint
📅︎ Dec 07
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Your smile is like covid

Cause it's highly contagious
👤︎ u/fan-of-you
📅︎ Nov 20
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I've been told I'm the cure for Covid...

...Lucky for you it's a suppository.
👤︎ u/epi-diddle
📅︎ Nov 19
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Girl are you covid 19?

Because I heard you suck
👤︎ u/peoplebewildin
📅︎ Nov 16
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I like my girls how I like my covid

19, takes my breath away and easily spread UK btw
👤︎ u/djnash31
📅︎ Nov 05
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You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly
👤︎ u/HappyCrey
📅︎ Oct 27
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Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you pre-COVID\*
👤︎ u/hellsimulator
📅︎ Oct 18
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Since COVID-19 didn't take you out, Can I?

You can $timulus my package ;)
👤︎ u/justintimehere
📅︎ Oct 11
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Hey girl, are you the Covid 19 ?

Because you leave me breathless.
👤︎ u/MrAmazingJanau
📅︎ Sep 23
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is your name Covid-19?

Cuz you take my breath away
👤︎ u/_lo_0l_
📅︎ Aug 21
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you remind me of COVID...

19, breathtaking, and easily spreadable
👤︎ u/SkyeJazz
📅︎ Aug 14
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didn’t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul I’d ask them if I could hit it. They’d let me, I’d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the “can I hit your juul” to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
👤︎ u/lizbradley33
📅︎ Aug 15
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Girl, are you Covid-19?

Coz you're spreading positivity
👤︎ u/lifereviews
📅︎ Jul 22
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Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’ You all take my breath away...
👤︎ u/Thedrugfiend
📅︎ Jul 08
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Me: I found something more contagious than Covid-19😷

Crush: OMG!! What?🤭 Me: You’re Smile🥴😫
👤︎ u/Unknownposter_1
📅︎ Jun 19
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My love for you is like covid-19...

It increases everyday
👤︎ u/TheRealRoybot
📅︎ Jun 11
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If covid doesn't fuck you

maybe i could
👤︎ u/caleb-wylx
📅︎ May 27
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I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.
👤︎ u/WaImartInternet
📅︎ May 26
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Before COVID takes you out

Will you GOVID me?
👤︎ u/xnkasy
📅︎ May 23
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baby are you covid-19?

coz you take my breath away
👤︎ u/helloweirdworld
📅︎ May 15
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Want to know why you are like Covid?

Because you make me feel dirty and dangerous when I'm around you.
👤︎ u/BoredMindless
📅︎ Apr 25
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I like my women how I like my Covid

19 and easily spread
👤︎ u/BabaYaga17
📅︎ Apr 21
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Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.
👤︎ u/ahmetq
📅︎ Apr 09
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You’ve been treating me like Covid-19...

Because you won’t let me get inside you
👤︎ u/die-n-go
📅︎ Apr 04
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Woah girl, you must be COVID-19

Coz I'd love to see you spread
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey are you COVID-19 ?

Coz you took my breath away
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey baby are you covid-19?

Because I feel you inside me tonight
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Apr 01
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Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you? Ahhaahaaa
👤︎ u/Jerry_Sama
📅︎ Mar 30
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You better not be COVID-19

because I really want you
👤︎ u/Shadows06_YT
📅︎ Mar 28
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If the Covid-19 virus won't take you out

May I?
👤︎ u/EkkoIsEz
📅︎ Mar 28
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Damn girl are you COVID-19 ?

Because ima need another shot to convince myself that we can go out
👤︎ u/____okay
📅︎ Mar 27
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Girl, if COVID-19 doesn’t take you out...

...can I?
👤︎ u/Papa_Rot-C
📅︎ Mar 27
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Damn girl, call me covid

Because I’m 19 and want to be in you
👤︎ u/therealguffey
📅︎ Mar 22
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Baby, are you the Covid virus?

Are you 19 and easy to spread?
👤︎ u/dieselVeasel
📅︎ Mar 21
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Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t
👤︎ u/notlqke
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey girl are you COVID-19?

Because I can't stop looking \*achoo\*
👤︎ u/spooTJK
📅︎ Mar 15
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Girl are you covid 19

Because you take my breath away
👤︎ u/PickleBruh7
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey girl, do you have COVID-19?

Cause I’m out of breath when I’m around you
👤︎ u/zakchihab
📅︎ Mar 10
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