The 20 Best Nail Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard

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👤︎ u/sherlockgantan

📅︎ Feb 01

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Hey, let's play carpenter.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.

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👤︎ u/SanjayKS_

📅︎ Feb 05

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Hey girl are you Christian

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail

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👤︎ u/S0ME-0NE

📅︎ Jan 13

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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed

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👤︎ u/fishesflyinghigh

📅︎ Oct 23

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You’re a work of art.

Let me nail you against a wall.

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👤︎ u/4_20mbi3_4

📅︎ Jun 19

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Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.

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👤︎ u/kronksStonks

📅︎ Oct 25

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Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cause I want you to nail my wood

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👤︎ u/AfricaToto93

📅︎ Oct 16

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Let's play carpenter.

First we get hammered, then I nail you.

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👤︎ u/gradymegalania

📅︎ Sep 16

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Let's play carpenter...

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jul 25

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If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it

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👤︎ u/musingsofmadness

📅︎ Jan 06

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You look like a piece if art!

Because I'd nail you against my wall

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👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH

📅︎ Apr 25

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Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.

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👤︎ u/daddyDankula69

📅︎ Oct 18

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Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

Because I wanna nail you

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👤︎ u/Zhorhersi

📅︎ Jan 03

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"Are you the 95 theses?

Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"

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👤︎ u/Jimmy_John_Joe_Jr

📅︎ Dec 28

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Hey do you want to do some role play?

I'll be the hammer and you be the nail

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👤︎ u/Te_Waapu

📅︎ Jul 06

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You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.

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👤︎ u/lily-chandisc

📅︎ Jun 18

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Girl, are you Pontius Pilate?

Because I'll rise if you nail me.

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👤︎ u/Dawnguardian286

📅︎ Apr 21

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Are you the 95 Thesis?

Cause I wanna nail you against a church door

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👤︎ u/IDontGetJokez

📅︎ Feb 16

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Do you want to play carpenter?

we can get hammered and ill nail you!

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👤︎ u/ikemichigan

📅︎ Jun 03

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Ayy girl, are you a pagan?

'Cause I want to satur-*nail-ya*

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👤︎ u/GreedySnoo

📅︎ Apr 22

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Nail Pick up lines

The best Nail pick up lines

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Hey, let's play carpenter.

Hey girl are you Christian

Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

You’re a work of art.

Hey girl, are you a painting?

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Let's play carpenter.

Let's play carpenter...

If you were a painting

You look like a piece if art!

Hey girl are you a board

Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

"Are you the 95 theses?

Hey do you want to do some role play?

You're equivalent to Jesus.

Girl, are you Pontius Pilate?

Are you the 95 Thesis?

Do you want to play carpenter?

Ayy girl, are you a pagan?

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Hey, let's play carpenter.

Hey girl are you Christian

Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

You’re a work of art.

Hey girl, are you a painting?

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Let's play carpenter.

Let's play carpenter...

If you were a painting

You look like a piece if art!

Hey girl are you a board

Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

"Are you the 95 theses?

Hey do you want to do some role play?

You're equivalent to Jesus.

Girl, are you Pontius Pilate?

Are you the 95 Thesis?

Do you want to play carpenter?

Ayy girl, are you a pagan?

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