Nervous Pick up lines

The best Nervous pick up lines

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Desiree_Keto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Girl are you a oral exam?

Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MegaMig27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Hey, are you an audience?

because I get nervous speaking to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KubWup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/David_gld
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CorrectUseofSoap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl, is your ass a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AgentTin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aylaflowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reddernator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chemical_Taint
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LarrySassol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kylethe_techguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Multiple Pickup lines

1. We're Going to be like Burger King and McDonalds, I'll be having it my way, and you'll be loving it. 2. Did you just smile, or did the sun come up. 3. Do you believe at love at first sight, or should I walk in again (If you mess it up just go vvvvv) 3.5 I'm sorry, you're so pretty you make me nervous..... Yeah, I'm a lonely person....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RagMan4291
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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