Weeks Pick up lines

The best Weeks pick up lines

For this weeks use only

Damn girl, I still don’t know who’s gonna win this election but I know who just won my erection
👤︎ u/Western_Tone_1002
📅︎ Nov 06
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Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either
👤︎ u/GoldenGoat1997
📅︎ Oct 08
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Girl are you my kids..?

Cause I only see you once every two weeks and I want you
👤︎ u/4L3Xvids
📅︎ Mar 22
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Do you live in San Francisco?

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.
👤︎ u/Tim_lord
📅︎ Mar 18
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Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?
👤︎ u/sauliusonis
📅︎ Jun 04
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
👤︎ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK
📅︎ Dec 15
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Zipline related pickup lines.

In a couple of weeks, I'm taking my love interest to do one of my favourite things: Ziplining. I'm a pretty unique and quirky person, so I thought "What better time to ask him out than while zooming through the skies?" So after brainstorming for a few days, I've come up with nothing. Help me, reddit!
👤︎ u/Scepz
📅︎ Sep 26
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Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up. I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked "Do you guys need any help?" I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for" My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."
👤︎ u/OrientalCarpet
📅︎ Nov 15
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
👤︎ u/DrJones_in_Training
📅︎ Jul 22
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