Notice Pick up lines

The best Notice pick up lines

Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
👤︎ u/WaidWilsen
📅︎ Jun 21
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I noticed you're a model

A model of perfection
👤︎ u/mysterygul
📅︎ Oct 21
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Just a quick question

How do i get an angel to notice me back?
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Feb 20
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Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !
👤︎ u/vijaymandhani
📅︎ Dec 18
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Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments. Edit : u/NicoleMary27, Notice me senpai, the nice comments have upwards of 100 downvotes, people don't likr those comments, please make a rule and enforce it to prevent these annoying comments
👤︎ u/EnderbroSonny
📅︎ Jul 17
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
👤︎ u/MrEAnonymously
📅︎ Jul 19
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I didnt notice the cliff here

And fell right into your eyes
👤︎ u/greatsleepofblue
📅︎ Apr 10
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Roses are red, ignorance is bliss...

... notices your bulge, OwO what's this?
👤︎ u/DeanOzone
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl, you notice this crook in my forearm?

Because your pelvic floor is definitely going to.
👤︎ u/omgsiriuslyzombi
📅︎ Jul 05
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You: Damn you look tired today

Her: Yeah but how did you notice? You: Orbiting around earth must be hard
👤︎ u/134-ht
📅︎ Jan 19
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You’re just like a jar of peanut butter, but I don’t need a spoon too eat you out.

To* edit didn’t notice til after
👤︎ u/wafflesOWO
📅︎ Apr 10
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if I were a piece of metal

my only hope would be for you to be a metal detector so you would notice me
👤︎ u/xXProReaps501Xx
📅︎ Aug 26
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Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously. One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!” And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Mar 20
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
👤︎ u/yourmotheraplover
📅︎ Jul 02
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Do you feel like some food right now

(If yes) good so I wasn’t the only one who noticed you a snack (If no) I thought you would because you looking like a snack
👤︎ u/Mechiel_Schoeman
📅︎ Feb 25
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES
📅︎ May 17
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