Measure Pick up lines

The best Measure pick up lines

Can I measure you on a PH scale

Because you’re basic as hell
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainStaraptor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lukasdrakkon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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The sweetest pick up line you can do to your bf/gf

Tell someone to measure one side of their ear. Measure your ear too, then compare. The moment she realizes that you both formed a heart shape, she'll surely laugh. Ladies can also do this. Comment the result here. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeromeladan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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