Plate Pick up lines

The best Plate pick up lines

Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Cause them jeans gave me an assquake
👤︎ u/Toowiz
📅︎ Nov 20
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Are you a tectonic plate?

Cause I'd love to ram into you with force resulting in tremendous friction and heat.
👤︎ u/LaunchedFever
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Because I want to level your bed (3d printers make a 3d object layer by layer, and the first one is the most important, because it is put on a hot plate also called bed, so to get a good first layer, you need to calibrate the height of the plate, or in other words, level the bed)
👤︎ u/GeoMap73
📅︎ Jan 15
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Are you a plate at a greek wedding?

Cause I'd smash
👤︎ u/PostmansPat
📅︎ Dec 24
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I feel like we are both plates in a capacitor

Because I am attracted to you and I try my hardest not to discharge
👤︎ u/Eequals_mchammer
📅︎ Feb 19
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Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;) Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'
👤︎ u/meiltire
📅︎ May 10
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Are you a tectonic plate?

cause I Juan de Fuca.
👤︎ u/DogAteMyNandos
📅︎ Jun 18
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When I see you my heart is achin'

'cus you smell good like a plate of bacon
👤︎ u/chris_french
📅︎ Dec 07
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Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).
👤︎ u/password2187
📅︎ Mar 29
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