Battery Pick up lines

The best Battery pick up lines

You look like a car battery

📅︎ Aug 28
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Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.
📅︎ Oct 14
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I didn't charge my phone last night

I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 19
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