Mountains Pick up lines

The best Mountains pick up lines

Are you a narrow valley between hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it?

Because you're gorge-ous
👤︎ u/sancuber
📅︎ Dec 10
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Mountains are Stone Hills are Mud

Ill eat you out even if theres a little blood
👤︎ u/Shmoe132
📅︎ Nov 01
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Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
📅︎ May 21
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She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
👤︎ u/berdiaon
📅︎ Dec 28
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