Often Pick up lines

The best Often pick up lines

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
🚨︎ report

They say reality is often disappointing

Then whose imagination are you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_infiknight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
🚨︎ report

Hey do you come here often?

Because I see you here a lot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xshadowwolf34X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
🚨︎ report

Do you like to work out often?

Because you’ve been lifting my penis daily.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HueyDFreeman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
🚨︎ report

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
🚨︎ report

You know I dont go fishing often,

but you're quite the catch!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CoollingDog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
🚨︎ report

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaWis0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
🚨︎ report

How often do you get hungry?

U say - join me today... Pretty casual '_'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_1shushu1_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
🚨︎ report

Do you get arrested often?

because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nicht-deutsch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
🚨︎ report

Do you get chased by pirates often?

Because you have such desirable booty!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-Shuffle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
🚨︎ report

Hey you can't be real

because reality is often disappointing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emoskeleton_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
🚨︎ report

this gets all the ladies

hey girl you come here often ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Airline_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
🚨︎ report

Do you come her often?

I usually do it out the back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tr00p3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
🚨︎ report

Hey girl, are you a female OP on this sub?

Cauz I wanna see you more often.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carapuceau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
🚨︎ report

Are you my self esteem?

Cause I'd like to see you more often
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maroonedpariah
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
🚨︎ report

are you food from africa?

because I don't see you very often but I savor you when I have you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinklebergLobsterboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
🚨︎ report

I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
🚨︎ report

The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrJones_in_Training
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
🚨︎ report