Pet Pick up lines

The best Pet pick up lines

Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 22
šŸšØļøŽ report

I hope you have pet insurance...

Because I'm about to destroy your pussy.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 13
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Landlordshelper
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 12
šŸšØļøŽ report

Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Dangling_Beef
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 29
šŸšØļøŽ report

You should really get a pet insurance..

Cause, i'm gonna destroy your cat tonight
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/sarcasteruwu
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 17
šŸšØļøŽ report

I hope you have pet insurance

Because Iā€™m about to destroy your p*ssy
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 30
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you have a pet insurance?

Because Iā€˜m gonna destroy your pussy tonight
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/greattymo
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 17
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/dhanush03
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 06
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to murder that pussy
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/jamesbun5
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 16
šŸšØļøŽ report

Are you an exotic pet dealer?

Because you give me butterflies
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/flammableprinter
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 30
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/abhishek26997
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 16
šŸšØļøŽ report

Oh you have a boyfriend? I have a pet cactus.

"why did you tell me that?" I was thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/tanaman88
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 16
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why? Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/xXDarkEnergyXx
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 02
šŸšØļøŽ report

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/howareya79
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 22
šŸšØļøŽ report

(This one requires a pet snake maybe)

Wassup baby, wanna come see my snake?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thewanser
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 28
šŸšØļøŽ report

So i heard you like pets

How about I give you this raw dog?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/__Gynotarian__
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 03
šŸšØļøŽ report

If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...

Would you let me stuff that ass?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/NotAGiraffe57
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 18
šŸšØļøŽ report

I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am gonna destroy that pussy tonight.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/indra_pes_legend
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 09
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you have pet Insurance

Cause Iā€™m about to destroy your pussy
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/superboy75
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 05
šŸšØļøŽ report

Can I be your pet dog?

Because make my tail wag, and I want to lick you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/superfsh
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 08
šŸšØļøŽ report

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/salingerparadise
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 20
šŸšØļøŽ report

I bet you like to play with all the dogs...

I don't have any pets but we can play doggy style if you want
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/McGroon
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 18
šŸšØļøŽ report

If you got stretch marks on your ass, its ok

That just mean you got a little tiger in you....... can i pet?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Domokidd
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 01
šŸšØļøŽ report

Related Keywords