And Pick up lines

The best And pick up lines

What's the difference between you and a a Toaster?

I wouldn't put my dick in a toaster
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Belugaboy_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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It's time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of gum( โœงโ‰– อœส–โ‰–)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeek1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Two truths and a lie:

1. Youโ€™re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. Iโ€™m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each otherโ€™s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isnโ€™t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lol_u_ded
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jmememan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sohamrockz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chole_Kulchey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a roseโ€ฆ

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/user_702
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Whatโ€™s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Apprehensivepickle12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/youstink2302
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vizzlemynizzle69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

Iโ€™d put โ€˜Uโ€™ and โ€˜Iโ€™ together
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CalmComputer25
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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Hey girl, what's the difference between the pace of a conversation and sex?

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Much-Finance2568
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HistorysWitness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.

And you sure look like trouble
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

If ahe replies no then you say why not don't you like pizza?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/revolutiontimeishere
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamveryovertired
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

Can work with any other hot drink of your liking
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madhur20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Roses are red and violets are blue

Will you be my valentine? Cause I want you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Forgotten_Orokin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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What's the difference between you and the brakes on this car?

I already slammed the brakes on this car today.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mitcheson555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imnotdolphin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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If your a candle wick and Iโ€™m the wax..

Then Iโ€™m always melting when Iโ€™m close but Iโ€™ll be there to hold you up when youโ€™re not feeling so hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/themightyturkey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/balonlon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leo_V82
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/artguydeluxe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Iโ€™m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and Iโ€™ll show you my tongue game
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sticks_and_strings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mattandhisdemons
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 14
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They say that a man only needs 3 Bโ€™s in life

Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Feanor008
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Iโ€™m writing a book and need your helpโ€ฆ

Itโ€™s a phonebook and your numbers missing
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/walkc01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Palpatine-66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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If I was Newton and you were The Apple

Would you fall for me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Respect_plus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PointedPaladin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and youโ€™re a dime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BlackJones2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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i fell down, scrapped my knee and busted my lip, and im bleeding.

how you doin?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iratherb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/killermambaa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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What's the difference between a boner and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WizeTurtle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common?

Didnโ€™t expect to make it this far, but here we are
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anxilhiromi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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R u Made of Copper and Tellerium?

Bcs Ur CuTe
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_legend_x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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You can be the lamp and I can be the I

In my Pixar movie
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/defkalion1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/smlov
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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I'd like my salad and you..

In the same way every night Both undressed
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/U2Grace
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Want to know the difference between my couch and I?

My couch pulls out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chuckle5611
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/freezybot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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If you are single in ten years and Iโ€™m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/garrethecarrott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and ill be the nine

this didnt work for me but you can try your luck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Smellypuppydaboss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with โ€œMans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a dayโ€ Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/widowmaker69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14
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There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iking_con
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dan0sz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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If you and I were socks

*we'd make a great pair!*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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What's the difference between a beautiful girl like you and sunglasses

The sunglasses sit a little higher.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EviL-FeaR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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If you and I were little frogs

We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zlogonjepissa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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If your right leg is breakfast and your left leg is lunch

When can we get together for a brunch date?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/draaain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Are you my lord and saviour jesus christ

Because I want to pray to god
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I_L0ve_Jesus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Roses are red, lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/catied710
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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