May Pick up lines

The best May pick up lines

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OBH_Raze
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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I may have below average IQ...

But I sure do think about you a lot ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R0n33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Hey Girl may I be your Captain America?

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pradeep24_07_1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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It may be the Covid in my lungs

But you take my breath away
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BeauBaracus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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You may be flat, but thats my favourite.

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kewlio72
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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May who ever steps in you be blasted.

So that I can call you Mine ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hubomien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Gondor may not have been there when the Westfold fell

But Iโ€™ll be there for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whitetamar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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I may not go down in your past

but i will surely go down on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/say_my_name98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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I may not be Mr. Right but...

I can be Mr. Right Now.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/50F100P
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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You may fall from the sky or fall from a tree

*But the best way to fall is in love with me.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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Christmas may not be coming for another month

But you could be cumming tonight Edit: But I could make you cum tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Choohie_Thief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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I may not be James Monroe...

But I sure as hell can give you an Era of Good Feelings
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ReneeXD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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I may not be Christian but

Iโ€™ll still get on my knees for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WeShouldCuddle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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May I sleep in your bed...

...cause I shat mine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SyntaxErrorMan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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I may not go down in history

But Iโ€™ll gladly go down on you ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that-gay-thot1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile

Credit to starcat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xrmsa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Hey, I may be a piece of garbage,

But you can still take me out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CorruptedForge
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I may be poor and ugly

Well, that's it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/meghpant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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I may not down down in history

But Iโ€™ll go down on you๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SnooPickles4787
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02
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I may be failing basic math

but I know that you being this cute doesn't add up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/entropyconquers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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May I know your name..

Or shall I call ya mine? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/T_eefus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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You may not be a seat beat...

but I always feel safe with you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ”’
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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I think I may be dyslexic...

Cause my Happiness starts with U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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I may not be religious, but

I'll be on my knees for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rogue_269
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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Homeruns are fun, so is fine wine

May I be the one Since you're already a nine?
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Jesus turned water into wine

May I turn you into mine?๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Hey,Iโ€™m an artist working on anatomy.

May I study yours?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/adam-that-is-just-me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WaImartInternet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 26
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I may not be Dale Earnhardt

But I'll still wreck them walls
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/futicent
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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Well, I may not be good at dancing but....

complete this pickup line. a chick i've been chatting with likes to dance and goes to classes for the same. i want it to be a little flirty and clever but nothing comes to mind
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FallenKenny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12
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I know it is said, that roses are red, so it just may be true, that violets are blue,

and I know we just met, but I am willing to bet, that forever is better with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jonroges
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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I may not be smart but I can sing you my ABC's

I'll give you an A because you're awesome, I'll give a B because you're Beautiful, I'll give a c because you're courageous, and I'll give you this D because you deserve it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Soldierofthegate
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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I may have an addictive personality...

but damn am i addicted to your personality ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anepic_potato
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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You may be miles away

But Iโ€™m just one call away.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/snorlax420__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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I may not be a hero....

But you damn sure are my 'heroin'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pnaisuls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl you seem to have an interesting data

may I analyse you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/broaderson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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I may not be a window repair man...

...but I can fill your crack tonight ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MasticatingMoose
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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I may not be the best looking guy around here

But im the only one talking to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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I may not be a proctologist...

But I know a fine ass when I see one.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bench71
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 05
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I may not be a dentist...

But I can still fill your cavities
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KeeperNog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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I would say may God bless you...

But it looks like he already did โœจ - Day 32
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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your lipstick looks good

may I taste it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ErjonM49
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 29
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...

But the best way to fall is in love with me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/17_pairs_of_earrings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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You May call me firefighter

cuz i find you hot and will leave you wet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/reimal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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I may not be good at letting people in

But I'd leave my door unlocked for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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There May only be 6 days left before Christmas

But You Are already on My wish list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NicolaiMark123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl, are you blue cheese?

Because you may be moldy... but I'd still eat that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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I may have many nicknames for you but one day...

I hope to have the pleasure to call you mine
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FloufY878
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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May I ask you a question?

Does this tissue smell like chloroform?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gloriaborg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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I may not be the most attractive guy in this place

But Iโ€™m the only one talking to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/uexf106
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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March was bad, April is grey...

I hope we can go out in may...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theguyurmomhates
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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Girl, you may be nine...

But you're a 9/10.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Keteaveu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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There may be no I in team, but there is an I in Isabelle

Works with other names with i in them.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c0rse1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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I may not be the Messiah...

But youโ€™re giving me a res-erection ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheLoneSperm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I may not be good looking, but damn look at you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_joshi_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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I may not be Mr Right

But Iโ€™ll fuck you till he gets here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mattty2k
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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You have such beautiful eyes.

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gleeencoco
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jg76zj1d
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...

And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TFF_Torquejack
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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I seem to have lost my pillow..

May i lay on top of you instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/teaspoonhitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Rose's are red, April is grey,

I hope we can leave our houses in May!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AdminVan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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Girl are you the new Tesla model...

Because you may be young but you look pretty old
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nothing_doesnt_rhyme
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel. Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrEvan312
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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If the corona virus doesnโ€™t take you out

May I?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Camjdog1998
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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This is a stupid one that came to me

I may be stupid I may be dumb But why not you just let me Finger you bum
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/silentninjaaka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05
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Your body is a temple.

But viewing it from the outside is only half the fun. May I explore the interior?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gamer8321
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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If the Covid-19 virus won't take you out

May I?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EkkoIsEz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You may have this cake, and eat it, too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/foxtrot-polarbear
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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