Paralysis Pick up lines

The best Paralysis pick up lines

I wish you were my sleep paralysis demon

So that you could keep me up all night Alternatively: So that I could wake up to you everyday
👤︎ u/wollfey
📅︎ Dec 30
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Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you
👤︎ u/-Parasitic-
📅︎ Feb 03
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Are you my sleep paralysis demon?

-because I could get used to seeing you every night.
📅︎ Jul 25
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