Seem Pick up lines

The best Seem pick up lines

Hey girl,There seems to be something missing here,

Wait, your mobile doesnโ€™t have my number!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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You seem like the type of person to work at SpaceX

Because youโ€™re an absolute rocket
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bdon-18
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl you seem to have an interesting data

may I analyse you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/broaderson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Seems to work pretty good

Are you a clementine because you are a real cutie
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jpeg228
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you โœจ - Day 44
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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I seem to have lost my phone number.

Can I have Yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CDoge69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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The sun seems dim but thats fine

Because you are the light of my life
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shovel_is_my_name
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Your lips seem to be cold

Lemme heat them up with my lips for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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๐Ÿฅบ"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"๐Ÿฅบ Always seems to work.

100% success rate
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MachoTimes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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I might seem a bit forward but believe me, I'm a keeper.

*winks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eyebrowsus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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You seem to be on top of things

Can I be one of them?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/le_meme_memes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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your legs seem kinda tired...

wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wovkefather
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like โ€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Strangerโ€ she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didnโ€™t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Your hands seems to to be heavy

Let me hold it for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omgovani
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Hey girl, seems like you havenโ€™t been getting your daily dose of vitamin Dโ€ฆ

I can help with that ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrakeDaDragin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05
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You seem like a dozen cookies in an oven!

You're hot, and I need to take you out for dinner!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Haydeos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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Hey girls, seems like you are a masterpiece

Because I just want to pin you in my house
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jainutsav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Snackdude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Did you invent the airplane?

*Cause you seem Wright for me.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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I seem to have lost my pillow..

May i lay on top of you instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/teaspoonhitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sikenigga123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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You remind me of[Your favourite season]

because whenever you are near/close things seem to get pleasant and better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheGlitch2731
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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People are terrified, nothing seems fine.

I worry about you, how's your quarantine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hopelessTed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart?

*Mine seems to have been stolen*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Hey girl, is your name Lipton?

Because you seem like a sweet-tea ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rhenning11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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Your eyes seem pretty heavy

Let me jam some knives in them after you saw me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Amonasrester
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot 2. I get blinded when I look your way 3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlyDreamersNightmare
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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Can I ask you for a favor?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" This actually just worked lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NatewiseGamgee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpinDatPringles
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 22
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You are like the stars at night

because you make everything seem alright
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PloxTheFurry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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I Seem to have Lost My Phone Number ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Can I have Yours? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/get-lines
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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You seem like one of those Sultan/Sultana...

Cause you conquered my heart - Day 27
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

music
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IAmGandalfff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cesticles
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Did you invent the airplane?

Because you seem Wright for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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Oh girl are you the Chandrayaan 2 because it seems we've lost contact

could use this pick-up line for a woman who hasn't responded in a few days
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/amazedknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/grimlin20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Hey, are you Supergirl?

Because your cells seem to have absorbed all the radiation from the sun so you seem hot !
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/venkyngsmn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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You sure youโ€™re an angel?

You seem like youโ€™d bring out the devil in me. (Angelica)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SnakShak
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Are you a Jeep Wrangler

Because you seem fun and it wonโ€™t be hard to get your top off, but Iโ€™m going to have to overlook the mileage.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KingSalmonOnTv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 30
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Carlos Xuma - Sexual Spark System [Download link?]

Anyone has got the download link for this item? I'm looking to get better and it seems really interesting as a program!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whatermelon66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XD_CrazyDiscard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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Are you the swipe card task?

Coz I never seem to get you right
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fredeter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Hey, girl, are you a punching bag?

Because you seem like a perfect girl to hit with my flirty lines.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nine9ten10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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Girl you must be an ocean

Because motorboating you seems like it would be amazing
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cardoril
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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Hey Girl Are You Dio.

Because When I with time seem frozen
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jk_Nation12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Ma'am sorry But you might have corona

Coz you seems hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thisandthat1997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Damn girl are you the Atlanta Falcons?

Cause you seem to have a thing for choking
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jaters33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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Hey girl, arw you a scool...

Because you seem fishy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jazz_man_420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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I can't stay near you much

You seem too sweet and I'm diabetic.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptQurashi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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I donโ€™t wanna be a narcissist, but I must be a 9/10

because youโ€™re the one (1) I need :) Edit: personally never heard this one but if it seems like a repost (I wouldnโ€™t be surprised cause it sounds like something that would be common) sorry in advance Edit 2, a better version based on a comment: Girl, ur a 9/10 bc Iโ€™m the 1 u need :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AlterideIX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Hey can I have your number?

I've seem to lost mine.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/givinhi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gaming_Engineer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesnโ€™t work out you just find an even worse guy!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MIKEY_VEE123youandME
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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Did you invent the airplane?

Cause you seem Wright for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/entropyconquers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Hey girl are you my home?

bc i seem to miss you a lot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ssaurabh10403
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl are you vampire?

Because you seem pretty good at sucking
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/abhi_pal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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Did you invent airplanes?

[NO, Why] Because you seem Wright for me!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hello_stranger-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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Hey girl, are you stairs?

Because I always seem to fall for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Hey girl, are you the opposite of Coronovirus?

Cause self isolation seems to make matters worse!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donยดt just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: โ€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?โ€ It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask โ€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Donยดt assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what โ€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupidโ€. You can think โ€œwhat was fun in this interaction?โ€ Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: โ€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?โ€ A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask โ€œWHYโ€ several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. Youโ€™re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fakeidforreddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just canโ€™t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what weโ€™ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause youโ€™ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Yearโ€™s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Hey, are you related to sleep

Coz I can't seem to stop falling for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lostlight_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Hey girl are you peppa pig

Because it sure seems like you need a daddy pig
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/somethingissomewhere
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Hey girl are you retarded?

Because you seem pretty special to me!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/J_Tex
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart. BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x Probably has as it seems pretty beta
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lVlxchael
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Hey Girl are you Metallica?

coz it seems like you have mastered my puppet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/broaderson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school. I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrsjunglebear1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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Hey girl, are you black coffee?

You seem kind of bitter, but Iโ€™m sure youโ€™d be sweeter with a little cream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/enosulp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sekshibeesht
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Are you an organ donor?

โ€œYes.โ€ - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away. โ€œNo.โ€ - thatโ€™s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl whoโ€™d give their heart away.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dwreck9311
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menuโ€ โ€œHey excuse me, thereโ€™s something wrong with my menuโ€ โ€œIโ€™m sorry, what seems to be the problemโ€ โ€œI donโ€™t see you on hereโ€ ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TFF_Torquejack
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause...

you seem Wright for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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i wanna live in your socks

so i can be there every step of the way (this pick up line just seems so fetishy to me so what do you guys think)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XenoParadox581
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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Any youtube channels that focus soley on "lines"?

Hi, I'm a fan of **Todd Valentine** and some RSD guys (**Max**, **Julien**, **Tyler**) and that Super Seducer guy. They give a good speech about general pick-up. But I've kind of heard enough theories from these guys. I want to learn some actual "lines" that could be so effective, seemingly not forced in nowadays pick-up scenes. That being said, lines should not be so cheesy, should be modernized ones that are able to bring chick's guard down. Any suggestions for youtube channels that specially deal with these practical "lines"? Please refrain from saying "Just go along with the situation." The thing is, English is my 2nd language. I have limits to come up with situational, flexible lines. So with that in mind Please help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Are you a train wreck?

Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TippyJGS
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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I think there's something wrong with my Spotify...

I can't seem to find you on the hottest singles list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skyydawgg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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Whats your blood group?

Because you totally seem to be my type!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpotlessMindWitch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 06
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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