Past Pick up lines

The best Past pick up lines

I may not go down in your past

but i will surely go down on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/say_my_name98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Because I forgot to save it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anmolrc108
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moel_ester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Do u have a pencil ✏️

So I can erase your past and write our future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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You must have been a youtube ad in a past life

Because I want to skip this and get the good stuff.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2Drunk2Think
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

β€’Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future β€’Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS β€’Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50centscumjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Need some tasteful ideas

Need some witty lines for a chick named diamond, I've made some up for the past few days an they make her smile but I've alas I've come to a dead end thankssss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zackattack-6996
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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*stumbles past a cute girl at the bar*

*looks back at the girl* β€œDamn girl, you just rocked my world”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CashCatner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Damn girl, are you a black hole ?

Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KopetePanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey girl, are you a Netflix series?

Because I'd stay up 5 minutes past my bedtime to finish you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_Here_For_TheMemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawgballer5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Hey girl can I follow you home?

Because I’ve been doing that everyday for the past year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gopher-time
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together - Day 24
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Do you believe in love on first sight

Or should i walk past you again
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KlosarNiKola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Hey girl, are you a kindergartener?

β€˜Cause you can eat my paste.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OnePieceWeab420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause i want to erase our past and write our future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zefsquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk past you again?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SurvivalBackpac
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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How to get laid tonight?

How to get laid? 1. Lay on the bed. 2. Wait for an hour until Lay becomes past tense
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ihelpyoudate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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