Pee Pick up lines

The best Pee pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the last drop of pee?

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet
👤︎ u/Not_Creepy_Swine
📅︎ Mar 16
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Hey, are you a urinary tract infection?

Because you make my pee pee hard.
👤︎ u/Assrocket33r
📅︎ Feb 19
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Girl, are you my troubled peeing habits

Cause you keep me awake at night
👤︎ u/callmenapolean
📅︎ Mar 24
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Hey girl are you my bed?

because I wanna pee in you
👤︎ u/hey-baby-girl
📅︎ Feb 01
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You’re like a snowflake

cuz when i pee on you, you dissapear
👤︎ u/CommunisticShroom
📅︎ Oct 04
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