Pee Pick up lines

The best Pee pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the last drop of pee?

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_Creepy_Swine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey, are you a urinary tract infection?

Because you make my pee pee hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assrocket33r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Girl, are you my troubled peeing habits

Cause you keep me awake at night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmenapolean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Hey girl are you my bed?

because I wanna pee in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hey-baby-girl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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You’re like a snowflake

cuz when i pee on you, you dissapear
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CommunisticShroom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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