Guess Pick up lines

The best Guess pick up lines

If youโ€™re one of the boys I guess Iโ€™m homosexual

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jackson33USMC
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 13
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I guess your parents are bakers ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

because they made such a cutie pie! ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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My mom told me that life was a deck of cards,

So I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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If the meaning of "word" means you, guess what?

You can surely call me Elijah, cause, my love, i'm keeping you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Guess what I'll become an Astronaut

So that I could explore U(r)Anus!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Raagul_ARJUNAN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause thereโ€™s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tyler60883
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 24
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Happy fatherโ€™s day to me i guess

Coz youโ€™re my baby ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dirtybubbles99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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Guess how i can tell that you and me will make love tonight ?

Because i'm stronger than you ... ha ha
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/samzamiller
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Archeologist at a bar: You sure youโ€™re old enough to be in here?

Guess Iโ€™ll have to date you to find out ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vote4Hitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Guess what Iโ€™m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dannydon03
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dremiXXX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Are you my Christmas present?

cuz I would love to unpack you. You could switch unpack to undress I guess
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpritualExcersise
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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Sorry, I wouldโ€™ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

I guess youโ€™re just too hot for tinder๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ajr707
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scythal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Are those Guess jeans?

'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SomeOutlandishness0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JayThaShaman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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girl they say that loves a game

i guess your the final boss
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/imanweirdo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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I guess I must be a nine out of ten.....

Cause you're the one I need.!!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DonaldToperesu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye

Cause it got to be a SIN to look this good
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/smashm21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

But I guess you will have to do
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Iโ€™ve heard cars match the ownerโ€™s personality.

I guess thatโ€™s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlickNick74
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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I just searched for a trip to the 7 wonders of the world

I guess that trip ends here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rapidapz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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I don't know how to cook.

But I guess when I'm with you, we can bake while getting baked.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/raun_adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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Dude why did you just take my lungs? WTF

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/swingingnutsackyummy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below ๐Ÿ‘‡ what answers came up Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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I bet your cute face won't be enough to make someone fall for you...

Damn it, I guess you just won - Day 87
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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Baby you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a really greasy pick-up line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/illumi_nazi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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Babe, you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a greasy pick up line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/illumi_nazi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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Babe, you fill my heart with petrol and drive me crazy

I guess you could say its a greasy pick up line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/illumi_nazi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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I can resist anything except temptation

And I guess you are my temptation !!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BrownGuyKnowsNothing
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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*only works on tall girls* Hey your legs are like towers

I guess that makes me George Bush
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sir-sillywilly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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If youโ€™re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon โ€œJohnny Bravo.โ€) Hello, 911 emergency, thereโ€™s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, itโ€™s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , Iโ€™m so sweet that Iโ€™ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you donโ€™t wanna be right. Iโ€™m pretty youโ€™re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? Iโ€™m a thief and Iโ€™m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause Iโ€™ve fallen for you! Iโ€™m a dancer, a romancer, youโ€™re a Capricorn, Iโ€™m a Cancer! Well baby, whatโ€™s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, Iโ€™m pretty? Hey baby, donโ€™t walk away, youโ€™re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, youโ€™re beach front property, and Iโ€™m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, youโ€™ve look like you have Bravo fever, and Iโ€™m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? Iโ€™ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, youโ€™re like an itchy rash. Youโ€™re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name?? Girl: Ironman? Spiderman?? Boy: |*smiles*| Yourman!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McKing_07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Whatโ€™s long and hard?

Guessing your phone number , letโ€™s collaborate on this problem .
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/keefcheck24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Let me cum on your face

I guess that one's a little on the nose
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/celticdude234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-ButterStick-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SeliphBlue
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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Hey whatโ€™s the brightest star you can see

Well I guess you havenโ€™t looked in the mirror
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ledle-ledle-ledel-ly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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Donโ€™t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dongus12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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Pick up lines for brown eyes?

I didn't want to have to post this, but I've done a decent bit of searching andcouldn't find any. I guess there aren't many brown things people would want to be compared to.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Psychaotic20
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bracerey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Deathsmith8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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Have you heard about the cheese shortage?!

I guess some really awesome guy stole it all for this pickup line.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NotRandomness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SmackEh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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