Hurting Pick up lines

The best Hurting pick up lines

My heads been hurting...

From thinking about you all day ;)
👤︎ u/Poppygod
📅︎ May 13
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My head's been hurting

cause you hit it with a fucking hammer
📅︎ May 14
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Hi I'm [insert name here], but you can call me hrting.

Cause I'm hurting without 'u'
👤︎ u/notlqke
📅︎ Nov 27
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