Pay Pick up lines

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

Like, at least five. Very good goat.

You have been living in my heart for far too long.

Because my interest for you is increasing

Because I bet you taste really good and I am willing to pay the price

Gggg

Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

"I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

you can get these two inches for free?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Because I would pay for your bath water.

As I picked you up off the street and cant afford to pay you

Because I’m paying you a lot of interest

Because I’d totally pay extra for you.

cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

because i would pay anything just to eat you

Cause I’m about to suck a PayDay out your ass.

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.

Because I’d pay to have sexual intercourse with you.

Because I picked you up on the street and can’t afford to pay you 🤷‍♀️

Cause I’d pay $5 for your box.

'cause there's a line of people paying to get inside you

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Well I pay hard to get rid of.

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Or do i have to pay?