Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever
Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
βLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!β
AND
βYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!β
Change them up a little. For example:
βYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.β
If you really want to, you can add in a little βWhat is your secret?β After initial delivery
Good luck boys!