Peel Pick up lines

The best Peel pick up lines

Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serperior363
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B0nkyjjosix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PowerYT117
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clumsy24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Hey girl, are you an orange?

Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wetmypaintbrush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pedrothetech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Hey, are you a banana?

Because I find you a peeling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/harry18k
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DukovichIsADick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hey girl, do you like bananas?

Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IceDusk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShyCricket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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