Pen Pick up lines

The best Pen pick up lines

I’ll give you my number, if you have a pen;

You’re perfect for me, a four out of ten.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotchrocket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Are you a ball point pen?

Cause girl you lookin’ fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PowerfulTour4204
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/precious_trash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Are you a sheet of paper?

Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_legend_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey girl, are you a .38mm pen?

Cause you're fine as hell!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotADogInASombrero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Are you a computer, girl?

Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Hey girl, are you a pen?

Cause I want to fill you with my ink
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeterIsMySenpi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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