Human Pick up lines

The best Human pick up lines

The average human body has 206 bones

You're gonna have 207
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Booioo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blazikid999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Hey girl, are you a human being?

Because you are being hot as hell goddamn Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stan-the-Man237
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

I could give you a 207th
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DanteChurch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXFangregaliaXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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There are so many things to do with the human mouth

Why waste it on talking?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Hey girl have you seen the human centipede...

Because I think I have a halloween costume idea.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jazz_man_420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Why did Leonardo Da Vinci define the perfect human

Before you were born
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeffreyjonesx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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On a scale of one to human centipede,

How close am I to that ass?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milocooldog
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DemenYow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Let's you and I make a human pyramid...

you can be on top.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeggoTheSteggo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pedrothetech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?

Do you want another one?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersfahlgren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Jeffery dahmer said that tattoos make human flesh taste bad.

But I bet you still taste delicious.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesouthernbeard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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How many bones are there in a human's body ?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadowcork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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You are the human equivalent of a page in a book

Too bad I dont know your number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blubbering_Bolshevik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Damn girl, are you a human being?

Cause I sure am lonely...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystic-milkyway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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An average human heart costs about $450,000,

Lucky you, I’ll give you mine for free!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MysteriousBread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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Hey girl, are you genetic engineered ?

Cuz it took milleniums for me to discover the perfect human
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Shame5754
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Most humans are 70% water

But you're 100% sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Comraids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Hey, human are you...

Trash? Because I would like to take you out ;).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yumaki_midori
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ukeacreator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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They say the human body is 96 degrees...

But for you it's Celsius.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/turkey3_scratch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Geeky] Can you verify that you're human *get out picture of a captcha* because you are the most beautiful creature I've ever laid upon

I think of the weirdest shit when I'm alone on a bus, and I never even use pick up lines xD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZeyvGaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Right so I have no clue how to talk to girls

Just to give you a clarification on how shit I am at talking to girls at prom once this girl I was friends with wore this long and wide red dress that fell behind her and I said to her β€œyou look lovely, you look like a very beautiful jabba” she didn’t know what that was and as if that wasn’t a godsend enough that she didn’t know and that a higher power wasn’t telling me to just end on your beautiful I then proceeded to say β€œumm you look like a very pretty slug” right so now everything’s cleared up that’s not even the worst thing I’ve ever said to a girl the only reason I actually have any girls who are friends is because once at a party I was drunk and I said I was gay, I’m not but the next day at college all the girls were putting me cause all the roadmen were Fucking getting a right laugh out of it then they all got suspended then all the girls started talking to me so I just went along with it Right so now that rabbit hole is impossible to get out of so I’m bisexual according to everyone but me, I don’t know how to Fucking be a human being for more than three minutes HELP
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/areallytinyhorse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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