Bend Pick up lines

The best Bend pick up lines

Are you from Earth nation?

Cause girl, you sure know how to bend my rock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/my_name_is_ashal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icefi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Are you an Airbender?

Because you are bending my breath away.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Euphonium03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Hey, girl, are you time?

Because I wanna bend you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey baby girl, is your last name Dahmer?

Cause I’m bending over backwards for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WormyChip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Hey girl are you the last air bender?

Cause I'd definitely like you bending for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Roses are Red, Violets are Twisted

bend over cuz you’re about to get fisted
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robotchargie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Me and life have a lot In common,

We both want to bend you over and fuck you up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themilkman211
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Roses are red , Violets are twisted

Bend over you’re about to get fisted
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Armandsss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Roses are red Violets are twisted

Bend over and prepare to be fisted
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeroe_to_HeRo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Girl, you like a paperclip

'cause I just wanna bend you around my fingers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maltitol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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