Phone Pick up lines

The best Phone pick up lines

If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Jan 01
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My phone is feeling really hot right now

Reminds me of something else hot.. oh wait that's you
👤︎ u/RamenfromFuhNaff
📅︎ Feb 08
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My phone is having separation anxiety...

cause it's missing your number
👤︎ u/KaleidoscopeOk5384
📅︎ Feb 05
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I like my girl like my phone....

full of memes
👤︎ u/i_eat_rats_formemes
📅︎ Dec 01
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Something is wrong with my phone...

It doesn't have your number in it
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 21
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I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.
👤︎ u/hermes_the_bot
📅︎ Jan 10
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

Coz that ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/The-Fad
📅︎ Dec 05
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Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
👤︎ u/PabloAlaska6
📅︎ Aug 05
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Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵
👤︎ u/ajr707
📅︎ Aug 28
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Cause I think that ass is calling me 🤤
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Nov 19
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Woah, are you my phone?

Because I wanna take you into my room and stay on you for hours
👤︎ u/Odysseyrage
📅︎ Dec 07
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Excuse me, I lost my phone number.

Can I have yours?
👤︎ u/RedEye995
📅︎ Dec 06
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You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

Hey girl, I know I don't have your number, but that ass is calling for me
👤︎ u/Jott_a
📅︎ Dec 08
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Something is wrong with my phone

It doesn't have your number in it
👤︎ u/iking_con
📅︎ Nov 27
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I wish I was your phone...

So you'd be on me all day - Day 213
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 10
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Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/notpersonal101
📅︎ Apr 15
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I seem to have lost my phone number.

Can I have Yours
👤︎ u/CDoge69
📅︎ Oct 12
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I wish i was your phone...

In your pants all the time
👤︎ u/Skevan2
📅︎ Aug 08
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Hey Girl, are you my phone by any chance?

Cause, damn girl even my dad wants to check you out once a day
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 17
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is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/kids_tabl3
📅︎ Mar 21
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Is that a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 17
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I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Snoo_108
📅︎ Sep 17
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I saw this ad on my phone

It said ”Hot singles in your area” and it lead me to you
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Sep 01
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I think there's something wrong with my phone I geuss?

Cuz I don't have your number in it
👤︎ u/CarsonZeke
📅︎ Aug 31
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Are you my phone charger?

Because i need you every night on my phone
👤︎ u/druevare
📅︎ Aug 20
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If I was a face-recognition enabled phone

I'd get turned on just by looking at you
👤︎ u/JackOfAllCharades
📅︎ Jun 13
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There is something wrong with my phone...

it doesn’t have your number in it 😉
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 06
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Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot
👤︎ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
📅︎ Jun 05
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Hey, say what's wrong with this phone?

There is no photo of your vagina here.
👤︎ u/JustAnotherOneFella
📅︎ Sep 05
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Are you my phone charger?

Because I've looked everywhere and was starting to think I'd never find you.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 04
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/Em4knight
📅︎ Nov 06
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You’ve got a phone in your back pocket?

Cuz that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/nomadYG
📅︎ Mar 05
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Cause i swear that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/Mhideyxo
📅︎ Mar 12
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You're just like my phone

I want to stay up late, just looking at you
👤︎ u/McShoothy
📅︎ Mar 14
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I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 25
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I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

**Shows rear camera on phone**
👤︎ u/SATorACT
📅︎ Dec 10
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Is that a phone in your pocket?

Because that ass is calling to me.
👤︎ u/validateurdata
📅︎ Apr 22
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Can I ask you for a favor?

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" This actually just worked lol
👤︎ u/NatewiseGamgee
📅︎ Jun 22
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Roses are red, reddit is not red

Would like to do phone number trade!!
👤︎ u/DumbA5h
📅︎ Jan 09
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You must be my phone charger

Because I'd die without you.
👤︎ u/EssYo02
📅︎ Mar 31
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Is there a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me...
👤︎ u/CageFreeBlader
📅︎ Mar 07
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Girl, you must be the charger to my phone

Cuz I would die without you
👤︎ u/BedsheetCover
📅︎ Dec 17
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Is that a phone in your back pocket

Because I Swear that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/Mr_147
📅︎ Dec 04
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Is your phone number 1-800-273-8255?

Cause I need to call you...
👤︎ u/KevinDaCube
📅︎ Dec 10
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Is that a phone in your back-pocket?

Cuz that booty's calling me.
👤︎ u/vishu_cr7
📅︎ Feb 04
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What’s your favorite number?

You: Your phone number cause I kinda want it
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Nov 30
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Can I borrow your phone?

I’d like to call my dad and tell him I’ve met the man of my dreams.
👤︎ u/danielle_cali
📅︎ Feb 03
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What is 9 digits and peaks my interest?

Your phone number
👤︎ u/covidismymiddlename
📅︎ Dec 10
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I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it
👤︎ u/Vault_Bot
📅︎ Sep 15
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Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.
👤︎ u/precious_trash
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey somethings wrong with my phone

It doesn’t have your number on it
👤︎ u/unwisergold7
📅︎ Jan 28
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Can u help me unlock my password to my computer?

Because everytime I try something it says *insert person’s name* ‘s phone number.
👤︎ u/435RWE3R54
📅︎ Dec 04
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I didn't charge my phone last night

I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 19
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I've lost my phone number...

Can I have yours?
👤︎ u/dweebken
📅︎ Dec 07
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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure
👤︎ u/pikolo124
📅︎ Oct 27
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket

Because that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/BananaBoi1234
📅︎ Sep 18
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There’s something wrong with your phone

It doesn’t have my number in it
👤︎ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
📅︎ Jan 19
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Are you my phone after i rage?

cause id like to fuck you up on the floor
👤︎ u/GhostlyPotatoe
📅︎ Jan 04
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I Seem to have Lost My Phone Number 🤷‍♀️

Can I have Yours? 😁😜
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 17
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Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?

Bcoz dat ass is calling me!!
👤︎ u/Jaadu07
📅︎ Dec 28
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

‘Cause dat ass is calling me
👤︎ u/louiebro13
📅︎ Apr 27
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Girl are you a virus?

Cause I don't want you on my phone...
👤︎ u/itsmaskthough
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey girl are you my phone?

Because I just can’t stop staring at you. Also “ Because you keep me up all night.”
👤︎ u/Apenibba2000
📅︎ Dec 14
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Girl, are you a rotary phone?

Cause you spin me roound baby round right round
👤︎ u/aman2furno
📅︎ Nov 24
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If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean? Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.
👤︎ u/quackf
📅︎ Apr 09
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Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.
👤︎ u/EliasDontHurtEm
📅︎ Mar 10
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Oh no! My wallet is missing! Wanna know what else I’m missing?

Your number in my phone.
👤︎ u/ObviousImagination4
📅︎ Oct 25
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Is that a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/firepantaloons
📅︎ Oct 02
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Hey baby you're a teenager and I'm a phone..

.. because you've got me turned on all day
👤︎ u/the_big_round_donut
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey girl, are you a cell phone.

Because I just want to look at you all night long.
👤︎ u/bye10
📅︎ Jun 26
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Is that a phone in your pocket?

Because that ass is calling to me
👤︎ u/indistars
📅︎ Jul 06
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does your phone have maps?

I just need to check the route from my heart to yours
👤︎ u/amazedknight
📅︎ Sep 12
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Can I borrow your phone?

Because my mom told me to let her know when I meet the girl of my dreams
👤︎ u/National-Tragedy
📅︎ Oct 24
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There is something wrong with my phone....

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Sep 25
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Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number
👤︎ u/grimlin20
📅︎ Sep 13
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