Photo Pick up lines

The best Photo pick up lines

I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart
👤︎ u/sgrl2494
📅︎ Jan 09
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
👤︎ u/aquariex24
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure
👤︎ u/pikolo124
📅︎ Oct 27
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Do you mind getting in this photo

I want it to be beautiful
📅︎ Feb 06
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Hey, say what's wrong with this phone?

There is no photo of your vagina here.
📅︎ Sep 05
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I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere

Our wedding photos
👤︎ u/DiggiWorme
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey girl are you my drug dealer,

coz due to Quarentine, It even feels great,just looking at your photo
📅︎ Apr 12
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Can I have you're photo?

.... So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas
👤︎ u/Reinhardass
📅︎ Nov 03
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Wire pick up line suggestion

Hi, guys! Basically, I want to send this girl that I've been talking for a while a photo with my cat and a wire and afterwards to say a funny pick up line regarding the wire. But all I can come with is "Are you an electrician, cuz you got me wired up?" and I just cringe at it. Can you help me with a better one? Thank you!
👤︎ u/casescases
📅︎ Apr 10
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Need one to use for people with no bio

I try to pull from their photos, but sometimes I don't have anything to work with.
📅︎ Oct 01
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