Thousand Pick up lines

The best Thousand pick up lines

Hershey's make thousands of kisses daily.

But I only crave for yours
📅︎ Jun 19
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Hey girl are you Iraq

Because I wanna put a thousand troops inside of you
👤︎ u/Reddit_Zo5o
📅︎ Dec 29
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I was told this was very smooth..

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.
👤︎ u/vice_john
📅︎ Oct 18
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Are you wearing Flappy Bird pants?

Cause I wanna tap that ass. ...until I get bored and sell it on eBay for thousands of dollars.
👤︎ u/Kayarjee
📅︎ Feb 13
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