Dang Pick up lines

The best Dang pick up lines

Dang girl, are you Jill Biden?

Cause I'm Joe Bidens Husband!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toyeetornotoyeet69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PowerYT117
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Dang girl, you lookin' like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TimPepJam2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Dang girl, can you stop being so full of yourself

And try being full of me for a while
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brakken900
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milkywaymelts_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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dang are you the new year?

because I think you’re a solid 20/20
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaladBalls69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Dang Girl , are you a Telegram?

Because you made me do a FULL STOP!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HipFiringHobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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dang i must be an enderman

because i can’t stop myself from looking into your eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clownspittt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Dang I’m fresh out of underwear.

Can I have yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OLD_stickyGummybear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Dang girl, are you my ballsack hair

Because I want to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and stare at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeyburnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Garlicknottodaysatan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Dang girl, are you Na?

Because I want to sodiumize you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bej_0311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Dang girl are you Italian?

Because I want a piz-za that ass!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Camjdog1998
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes

But its too late now, im already falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KattBeanRedditz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Dang girl are you a pothole in the road?

Cuz I wanna fill you with my load
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxolsen08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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(Nerdy) dang girl are you a sinusoidal plot?

because your curve goes on forever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mandelbrot31459
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Dang girl I sure wish I was cross-eyed

Then I could see you twice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oatmealoatmeal2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Dang girl call me a blinker

Cuz i would let you use me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reesem03_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Dang did I just win at Bingo?

Cuz you're a 6C ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poogron
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Dang girl, are you an abortion?

Cuz you’re killing, baby
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProUltracrepidarian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MineralMan105
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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(This is for girls to use on boys)

Dang guy are you a balloon because i want to blow you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Dang, your so hot if you ate bread you would shit toast

There it is
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/40ozkook
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

because dang boi you're pretty attractive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Are any loved ones of yours retarded?

('Cause DANG you're special!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IsshunGaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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