Garden Pick up lines

The best Garden pick up lines

I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

didnt work but it sounds cool
👤︎ u/BigBoiBrandonn
📅︎ Jan 04
🚨︎ report

Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you
👤︎ u/Smoky_protec_lolis
📅︎ Dec 13
🚨︎ report

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes
👤︎ u/Mr_infiknight
📅︎ Jul 21
🚨︎ report

Do you like gardening?

How about you plant tulips on deez nuts
👤︎ u/lastlevel23
📅︎ Jan 01
🚨︎ report

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?
👤︎ u/frekkenstein
📅︎ Nov 11
🚨︎ report

If you were a flower at my garden

You'd be Rose
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Dec 21
🚨︎ report

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
👤︎ u/doezitzmatter
📅︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report

Hey girl, is your father a gardener?

Yes? So he taught you how to work with large pipes
👤︎ u/someweirdbanana
📅︎ Jul 20
🚨︎ report

Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
👤︎ u/The_Squiddy
📅︎ Nov 19
🚨︎ report

Hey cutie, are you unlimited olive garden breadsticks and salad

cause you're all I can think about alone at night
👤︎ u/umhum29
📅︎ Mar 10
🚨︎ report

I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
👤︎ u/rawxxiv
📅︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report

Do you like gardening?

Because I'd love to put our tulips together
👤︎ u/platinumblues
📅︎ Aug 18
🚨︎ report

I hate myself for this

roses are red violets are red tulips are red and my garden is on fire
👤︎ u/GiraffeGuru993
📅︎ Sep 18
🚨︎ report

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree
👤︎ u/PhD_in_corki
📅︎ Jul 25
🚨︎ report

If I were a gardener...

You’d be my hoe.
👤︎ u/NoUThottie
📅︎ Feb 22
🚨︎ report

If you were a garden...

I would plant my seed in you.
👤︎ u/jguy2000
📅︎ Apr 09
🚨︎ report

Gardener: hey are you dirt?

Because I’m digging you
👤︎ u/WertythemasterZ
📅︎ Nov 09
🚨︎ report