Milk Pick up lines

The best Milk pick up lines

Anybody ever told you that you look like a glass of milk?

Cuz you’re white, thicc, and my bone needs you *add syrups as needed
👤︎ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ May 20
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hey do you make milk?

cause you’re a cow
👤︎ u/just-a-child-
📅︎ Dec 27
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Say you were a glass of milk

would you let me double dip?
👤︎ u/Dubsofinstasnap
📅︎ Feb 29
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Girl are you a coconut?

Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.
👤︎ u/Shenron-the-DragonZ
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey girl are you a cow

Cuz I wanna milk u
👤︎ u/YousefPlayz0
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey, are you a milk jug?

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth
👤︎ u/theccow06
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl are you milk

Because you're making my bone big and strong
👤︎ u/JebusDaOne
📅︎ Jun 23
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Are you Adam Sandler?

Because I’d let you milk my uncut gem for 2.5 hours ;)
👤︎ u/ddsthrow
📅︎ Aug 28
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I like you like my milk

I like to have it every night 😉
👤︎ u/GodusDestroyer
📅︎ Mar 19
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Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.
👤︎ u/themarajade1
📅︎ Dec 11
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I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.
👤︎ u/whatastupidpunt
📅︎ Dec 06
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I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

its a cereal dumbass
👤︎ u/RobustUnicorn
📅︎ Oct 17
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Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate
👤︎ u/Lil_KitKat345
📅︎ Mar 13
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Girl, are you my wife and chlidren

Cause i gotta go get milk real quick.
👤︎ u/Jersuki
📅︎ Mar 07
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I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs
👤︎ u/thomasthenopeengine
📅︎ Feb 23
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