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Girl, if you played soccer, you'd guard the goal.

Because you are a keeper.
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📅︎ Dec 15
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have you played Fallout New Vegas?

because you make my heart go ring-a-ding-ding baby
📅︎ Jan 01
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Girl, are you a gamer?

'Cause I am looking forward to getting played.
📅︎ Nov 21
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Hey girl, you must've played snooker before.

Cause you have my ball in hand. <_>
📅︎ Oct 05
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