Polish Pick up lines

The best Polish pick up lines

Are you a polish jew in the 1940s?

Because youโ€™re flamin hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beancrumb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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I love cuisine "fusion". Want to try Polish-Mexican with me?

"...I was thinking about a kielbasa taco." ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒฎ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stoked_Bruh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dogkindrepresent
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Wanna see my dice collection?

Some of them are dirty though, so maybe you can help me by polishing my D10.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sykotic1189
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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