Slap Pick up lines

The best Slap pick up lines

Ay girl are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mchqyt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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me: u going to that cookout?

her: what cookout? me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Affectionate-Leg2292
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icefi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl I can't wait to see you at the BBQ.

Girl: what BBQ? Me: the 1 where I slap my meat on your grill.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killabru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Damn girl are you a piΓ±ata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

Guaranteed to get you slapped
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bladthelad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThrowawayAccount1720
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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this one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison? "no, why?" If I was your dad I'd be in prison.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brogississippi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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You coming to the BBQ?

Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sneakygreedo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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They call me a non-newtonian fluid

Because the harder you slap me the harder I get
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cdwr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shelbs69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Hey baby, are you a barbeque

Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thew_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Did you fall from heaven?

...cause I eat ass... ok you can slap me now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ER1KG9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Comment your BEST pickup lines

Ps I'm the wingman and need birthday themed pickup lines to help a friend get in or get slapped whatever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/liftsnhardstylekicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl, are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paragon67
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NothingButFish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/captainameh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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