Positive Pick up lines

The best Positive pick up lines

You must be a positive person

because my negative pole is coming for you
👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN
📅︎ Feb 14
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Hey girl, I’m a positive person.

When I say positive, I mean HIV.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 22
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I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you
👤︎ u/dometic_violins
📅︎ Oct 30
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Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you
👤︎ u/ScarletFrost88
📅︎ Oct 07
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I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 28
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Hey girl are you a proton?

Because you fill me with positive energy.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 02
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Do you have positive charge?

Cuz i'm attracted to you
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Oct 06
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Hey are you an electron?

Because i'm positive that we will get attracted to each other.
👤︎ u/-Toppertje1-
📅︎ Apr 16
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Dam girl are you fluorine?

Because you make everything around you positive
👤︎ u/JermeyFisher
📅︎ Mar 26
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Are you the cure to AIDS?

Because I’m positive I’ll die without you
👤︎ u/papatayto
📅︎ Jan 12
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On a scale of 1-10, how cool are you?

Her: Negative. Me: Perfect! I'm like on the positive side. So as science say, "Like charges repel and unlike charges attract". No wonder we matched xx
👤︎ u/cilo97
📅︎ Feb 03
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Girl, I’ll be your oxidizer

Because the only thing I’ve ever wanted is for you to be positive.
👤︎ u/KillAllNormies748
📅︎ May 29
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