Seat Pick up lines

The best Seat pick up lines

I don't know of many toilet seats...

But I do know your toilet seat is the luckiest toilet seat in the world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RRnn97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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You look like you need a seat

Would you like to sit on my face?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Current_Stud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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You may not be a seat beat...

but I always feel safe with you πŸ₯°πŸ”’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/collinhill8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreamCuRuBa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Hey does your car have seat warmers?

Cause that ass looks hot!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RockNabster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/switzer44
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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*girl caresses ur face”

β€œis this seat taken”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlsetLight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Machmane9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey girl, is this seat taken?

And what about you? Are you taken?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Pointing at my own face

You know this seat is saved just for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacobs_andre_01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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You must be very tired

cause you've been running in my mind all day. *wipes face* take a seat here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eviilraj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heathens997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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