Bomb Pick up lines

The best Bomb pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a bomb?

Because you make me explode when I see you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matyas2004maty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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My future ambition is to become a bomb diffuser

Because I want to take you out in time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nehal_Sanctus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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I wanna bomb that pussy

Like a hospital in Yemen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loosebricks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Boy/Girl are you the Hiroshima bomb?

Because you light up the lives of everyone around you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enslavvedopinnon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B1gB0ng0s
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Hey girl are you an atomic bomb?

Cuz with one blow, you can kill at least 200,000 people (People refers to sperm)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Are you a bomb shelter?

I want to hunker in your bunker
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reallyspicy422
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Damn girl are you an Arab?

Because you're the bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MakarotHacks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey I know your house got bombed and stuff but

were your titties shaking tho?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rumpitur-invidia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Bombay. Bombay who?

You the Bomb-bae.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sidneo29
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Hey girl is your parents scientist?

Because they made a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Already_Taken_sorry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Because i want to yeet you to the Mars
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilpinapple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Your daddy must’ve been a terrorist,

cause damn, you the bomb πŸ’£
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mooneyshh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetababyinariver
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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While crossing the security check.. look at your +1 and go

oh no, I brought a BOMB!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesthatisfalse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Is your mom in the air force?

Cause she dropped the hottest bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/androidy77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Is your father/mother a terrorist?

Because you’re the bomb!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Tytgamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Is your father a jihadist?

Because you’re a bomb.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlightMan_71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Are your parents terrorists

Cause you look like a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sunnatjon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndreilLimbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Is your dad a terrorist?

Cause you're a bomb..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zulmii
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Yo girl are you the TSA?

Cause you’re bombing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The1WhoShowsAll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tapatioman19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Is your father Robert Oppenheimer ?

Cuz you are a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gaamouchmouad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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Girl, are you an airport?!

Cause I want to bomb you HARD...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4L3Xvids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/recklesslime03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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If you were a hot ones wing

You'd be da bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/panda96734
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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I just went to a fireworks shop

and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/seriouslynotManan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Are you the financial capital of India?

Cause you look like bomb bae (Bombay)!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sultanatehere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey I think we should date

because otherwise I have a bomb strapped on me and I will fucking blow up the whole building
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iiSey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Do you have a Muslim in your pants?

'Cause you got a bomb ass dick.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_crywank_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Are you a MacBook Pro??

Because you're THE BOMB~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/canadianpanda99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Girl Osama would be proud

I need to strap a bomb to my chest and you l Just looking like what I need. INFEDELS!! I score tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamiGai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Is your father from Afghanistan

Cause you're the bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hardycat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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