Poster Pick up lines

The best Poster pick up lines

I wish you were a poster...😔

so I could pin you against a wall 😉😳
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Aug 04
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Are you a lost dog poster?

Because I want to pin you against a pole
👤︎ u/Iron0skull
📅︎ Feb 05
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Is your body the scientific method?

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity
👤︎ u/lukasdrakkon
📅︎ Nov 20
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