Pound Pick up lines

The best Pound pick up lines

I'm jealous of your heart

Cuase it's pounding inside of you and I'm not
👤︎ u/final_victory
📅︎ Feb 15
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
👤︎ u/killermambaa
📅︎ Jan 18
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Are u a punching bag?

Cuz i would be pounding u all day
👤︎ u/Bricklayer01
📅︎ Jan 20
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Girl, you remind me of a treadmill

Coz you make my heart pound
👤︎ u/poodle_popsy
📅︎ Nov 12
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You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jun 02
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(hand unsuspecting victim a piece of paper)

On the note "ticket" Say. "Here's a one ticket to pound town, where I'm the mayor"
👤︎ u/holyydiver32
📅︎ Sep 24
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I‘m jealous of your heart,

because it‘s pounding inside of you and I‘m not
👤︎ u/David_gld
📅︎ Jul 22
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Is that kim jong-un nuking america?

Or is that just my heart pounding?
👤︎ u/swag_cedar
📅︎ Aug 12
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Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)
👤︎ u/TheHolyAlpaca1
📅︎ Jun 02
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
👤︎ u/G0PACKGO
📅︎ Aug 18
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Heyy Girl, You Hungry?

Coz omelette you chow on this 10 pound meat
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 08
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I’m jealous of your heart

Because your hearts pounding inside of you and I’m not.
👤︎ u/johnsonwu22
📅︎ Apr 19
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Call me a shopping trolley...

Cause give me a pound and I’ll give you a ride
👤︎ u/TomRobzZz
📅︎ Feb 27
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Hey girl/boy? Are you ice age baby?

Cuz I wanna pound you all night long.
👤︎ u/YaBoiLid
📅︎ Feb 24
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Do you need childline?

Coz daddy's gonna pound you tonight.
👤︎ u/mrjamsons
📅︎ Feb 22
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I'm jealous of your heart...

Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not.
👤︎ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.
👤︎ u/loopylogan_03
📅︎ Mar 01
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?" "What? No like 900 pounds."
👤︎ u/WubbaLubbaDubStep
📅︎ Jun 05
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Hey girl. I think you may be a building scheduled for demolition

Because I would like to pound you until you collapse ;)
👤︎ u/Jailbyte
📅︎ Jan 19
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